by Donna Banta
Brother/Sister your name , according to your request, I lay my body part upon your body part and through the power of the adjective male celebrity give unto you your Patriarchal Blessing.
You are of the House of Hogwarts sorting hat assignment through the loins of Clue game character and shall enjoy the plural noun of that lineage which has the assignment of bodily function ending in –ing here on the piece of furniture .
Soon you will marry. Choose a/an Crayola crayon hue fruit or vegetable who will remain faithful to his/her article of clothing and help you to math function and bodily function all over the piece of furniture . You will find emotion ending in –ness in serving in the Church, especially in the adjective possessive/plural farm animal organization.
I verb you up to come forth in the ordinal number (first, second, third, etc.) adjective Marvel Comics noise to receive a/an Clue game murder weapon in the Clue game room . You will enjoy a/an adjective life of household chore ending in –ing in these adjective days, and will perform a/an adjective dance step that will help to usher in the return of your favorite Beatle .
In the name of person in the room , Amen.